The Noddy and Big Ears joke

And finally this weeks joke.
This was told to me by my friend at Uni, Allan Willmore, during, what must have been a more than boring chemistry lecture.

One day Noddy decides to get in his car and go and visit his good friend Big Ears.

He starts the car and drives off, and he is so happy as he is going to see his good friend Big Ears.
He passes over the babbling brook and as he looks at the crystal waters he is filled with more happiness as he is going to see his good friend Big Ears.

As he drives further he passes Mrs Rabbit and he waves to her.
She waves back and his heart is filled with Jo0y as he is going to see his good friend Big Ears.

Then he comes to the final leg and turns down the beautiful green track that leads to Big Ears House.
Soon he will be there seeing his good friend Big Ears.

So he arrives at Big Ears's house and goes up to the front door.

He knocks and he is so happy, soon he will be seeing his good friend Big Ears.
Footsteps come down the hall, and then Big Ears opens the door.
BIg Ears sees who it is and says "Fuck off Noddy, ya' shit me."